Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019: Whatsapp Pixel

Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019: Whatsapp Pixel, Full Mast funny jokes admin ke upper ese ki haste haste pet dhuk jaye. but admin ro jayega.

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Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019

Admin :- maa mein baal katavaane ja raha hu ..
maa :-jao beta, par kate huve baal saath mein le aana ..
admin :- kyon ???
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maa :-bartan maanjane ke kaam aaenge …????

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Ab ye apfaah kaun phaila raha hai ki…
Apana admin….
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raat ko neend mein se uthakar bolata hai ki..
“Leela naam hai mhaaro, leela”…..???

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Admin: Hospital mein altraasaund karavaane ke lie gaya.

Doctor: kameez utaaro, pent dheelee karake ulta let jao.

Admin sharamaakar bola, “Doctor saahab pahale altraasaund kar len?”????? ??

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Admin ke yahaan koee milane aaya
Edamin andar se bandook nikaal ke laaya
Aur hava mein do Fayar kar die
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Milane vaala dekhata raha phir poochha bhai ye Fayar kisaliye
Admin — chaay vaale ko 2 chaay boli …

Aisa hain hamaara edamin ????

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Hamane “Adamin” ko ek taraph Dove se dhoya …
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phir Dove ko do baar dusare Dove se dhona pada. ?????

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Ab ye Apfaha kon phela raha hai kee
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Admin garamee se bachane ke lie navaratan tel ke paraathe khaata hai. ?????????

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Admin marane ke baad nark me gaya.
Yamaraaj :- isako garam tel me Frai karo ?
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3 ghante baad…
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Yamaraaj :- abheetak Frai kyo nahee kiya ? ?
Daasee :- mahaaraaj ye itana haraamee hai kee chulha jalaane jhuko to gaand maar leta hai ? …. ?????????

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Ek baar admin ka fon Toilet mein gir gaya

Achaanak toilait se ‘Toilet daivi’ prakat huee

Unhonne admin ko ek gold ka fon diya

Admin ne ‘kulhaadi’ waali story suni hui thi

Isliye vo Imanadaari ke saath bola

Ye sone ka fon mera nahin hai Devi jee ‘.

Devi boli: abe Bewakoof dho le isko

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Ab to had ho gai ab ye afwuhaa kon phela raha he ke
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IPL ka Fainal admin ke khet mein hoga.

hmara-admin-tutiya-hai

Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019

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Ab ye apfaah kisane phailai hai ki…
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Apana admin sote vakt Maxi pahanakar sota hai?

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1. Ek kisaan ne Kova se tang aakar apne khet men makke kee phasal men admin ki photo laga di.…
Nateeja: Kova pichhale saal khaye makke ke daane bhee vaapas le aae.!

2. Ek baar bhagavaan kee admin se ladai ho gaee.….
Nateeja: aaj bhagavaan oopar hai.!

3. Ek baar switzerland jaate vakt admin ka pars haileekoptar se neeche gir gaya tha…
Nateeja: aaj vah jagah swiss baink ke naam se jaanee jaatee hai.!

4. Ek baar admin ne ek bachcheko apana blad donet kiya tha…
Nateeja: aaj vah aadamee khalee ke naam se jaana jaata hai.!

Wha Admin wah
Kabhi kabhi admin ki tareef bhi karni chahiye.

Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019 images

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Aaj subah Admin ke man me vichaar aaya ,
Aaj kuchh tuphaani karte hai
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Saikil nikaali aur petrol bharaane chale gae….??????
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Isme hasane waali kya baat hai saath main botal leke gaye….????
Had hogai har baat pe admin kee khilli udaate ho????

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Ek baar apana admin paani pee raha tha
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Ab kya admin paani bhi nahin pee sakata!!

Har baat mein joke hi…!

Jaan le lo admin kee???

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Admin ka matalab
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A— Aavaara ?
D— Dhongi ?
M— Matalabee ?
I— Ego vaala ?
N— Nakata … ?
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Nahin hota hai ?
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A— Aadaraneey ?
D— Dharmaatma ?
M— Mast ?
I— Imaanadaar ?
N— Nice ?

hota hai…
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Saare Whatsapp Admin ko samarpit..
Bin pagaari phul adhikaaree ??

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Ladki ne pyaar se Admin ke seene par apana sar rakha aur
boli : jaanoo, aapaka dil kitna mulaayam hai

Admin: Arre pagalee vo dil nahin ,jeb mein tambaakoo kee pudiya hai. khaayegi kya? ?

Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019

Whatsapp Group Admin Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019

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